29/1/2007 - Haz's Word - 004

I hate lab reports, roadworks and Juz.

For the first Saturday in 3 weeks, I wasn’t woken up to take someone to work. However I was woken up by the alarm clock I had forgotten to switch off, so I threw it out the window and it hit a vegetarian. I win again.

On the way home from work I took a detour round the motorway but I encountered roadworks with a 40mph limit and an average speed check. I’m told these are to protect the work force when fixing the road, this is fine except for one thing, THERE WAS NO-ONE WORKING ON IT!!! Although to be fair to them, they probably heard the roar of my 1.2 engine and ran off in fear. I would have done the same, only more manly.

Sunday was an eventful day. I went through three average speed checks at 150mph but it doesn’t count Haz-cars because they’re too good to be fined. Juz made me go to the Boneyard but the joke was on him, I made him crash at Delamere. Haz 1 Juz 0.

Upon returning home I watched the new episode of Top Gear where they showed Hammond’s crash. I don’t get what the fuss was about, I’ve driven faster on the motorway, without a roll cage, or a seatbelt.

I spent all of Sunday night doing my lab report on an experiment which made no sense. Hopefully when they see the name ‘Harry’ on the report they’ll realise it’s Haz and give me full marks. I’ll get my revenge on them for making my write a report on a shitty experiment. I used paper made out nitrogen compound and gave my marker a present…a glycerine pen, then when he marks it…BOOM. Then they’ll be bits of lap report marker all over the room. I rule.

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