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10/1/2007 - Haz's Word - 001 Firstly, you have just made the best decision of your life to read the nonsensical ranting of an angry short bloke. Secondly, feel free to email your opinions to idontcarewhatyouthink@iamafag.twat The weekend started when I woke up on Saturday morning, at about 2pm. My first engagement was an argument with my mum over the temperature at which I had used the washing machine to wash my man-sized boxers. Apparently 30oC is ‘eco-friendly’ whereas 40oC isn’t, because those ten degrees will save the world. My argument was that I was already doing my bit to save energy by only having one shower a month, plus a 30oC wash just doesn’t get the skidmarks off my Asda undergarments. I won the argument because I am the best. I then went to work, where I did no work and still got paid. Sux2be me? I don’t think so. I also got a free pie, but the filling was unsatisfactory so I ejaculated in the pastry and put it back on the pile. I guess that’s what you call a cream cake. Or puff pastry. The evening started well as I danced my way over to my mate’s house for a few games on an xbox. After getting dicked on at a few racing games, I stormed off home. But not before I leaned 2-inch nails against each tyre on his car so they’d burst the next time he went anywhere. Moral victory for me I think. Went to Clocaenog on Sunday for a reason I’m not sure of. Spent an hour or two watching big pieces of mud with wheels go flying past and they didn’t even have the decent courtesy to crash spectacularly right in front of me. Bah humbug. The highlight of the day was Jam sliding down the hill, secretly I was hoping he would knock himself out so I could steal his wallet and camera but it wasn’t to be. After my trip back into the Dark Ages (Wales), I went home for my Sunday roast dinner. It was alright. I instigated a game of Trivial Pursuit afterwards so I could show everyone how much I know. I won the game after arguing so much over one of my answers that the other players walked off and forfeited. I rule. Discuss this Article Here GoBack

10/1/2007 - Haz's Word - 001

Firstly, you have just made the best decision of your life to read the nonsensical ranting of an angry short bloke. Secondly, feel free to email your opinions to idontcarewhatyouthink@iamafag.twat

The weekend started when I woke up on Saturday morning, at about 2pm. My first engagement was an argument with my mum over the temperature at which I had used the washing machine to wash my man-sized boxers. Apparently 30oC is ‘eco-friendly’ whereas 40oC isn’t, because those ten degrees will save the world. My argument was that I was already doing my bit to save energy by only having one shower a month, plus a 30oC wash just doesn’t get the skidmarks off my Asda undergarments. I won the argument because I am the best.

I then went to work, where I did no work and still got paid. Sux2be me? I don’t think so. I also got a free pie, but the filling was unsatisfactory so I ejaculated in the pastry and put it back on the pile. I guess that’s what you call a cream cake. Or puff pastry.

The evening started well as I danced my way over to my mate’s house for a few games on an xbox. After getting dicked on at a few racing games, I stormed off home. But not before I leaned 2-inch nails against each tyre on his car so they’d burst the next time he went anywhere. Moral victory for me I think.

Went to Clocaenog on Sunday for a reason I’m not sure of. Spent an hour or two watching big pieces of mud with wheels go flying past and they didn’t even have the decent courtesy to crash spectacularly right in front of me. Bah humbug. The highlight of the day was Jam sliding down the hill, secretly I was hoping he would knock himself out so I could steal his wallet and camera but it wasn’t to be.

After my trip back into the Dark Ages (Wales), I went home for my Sunday roast dinner. It was alright. I instigated a game of Trivial Pursuit afterwards so I could show everyone how much I know. I won the game after arguing so much over one of my answers that the other players walked off and forfeited. I rule.

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